This is a public service announcement for those who find themselves newly unemployed. I am an unemployment survivor and I hope to prepare you for being on unemployment with these tips.
1) Prepare yourself mentally to deal with an extraordinarily high level of stupid because there is nothing rational about how the system works or what they expect of you.
2) Prepare to be forced to attend tons of mandatory workshops on how to find a job. They aren't really there to help you but you are their job security so you need to act grateful for their existence while there.
3) Learn a second language, it will help you to be able to communicate with the people answering the phones at the unemployment department, because very few of them speak English.
4) Do NOT openly think outside the box or be aggressive in your job search, it confuses the unemployment department employees and it makes them VERY nervous. Well actually you need to do both to find a job but do not tell anyone you are doing it.
5) If the little old lady next door offers you $50 to do a one time clean up of her yard politely decline the offer or the unemployment department will declare you self employed and cut you off. They may say they want you to take any job offered, but they don't really mean it. They really only want you to take jobs that pay into the unemployment system, they don't care what they pay.
6) The favorite catch phrase of all unemployment employees is "You need to lower your wage expectations".... smile and nod but do not follow this advice. You know what your experience is worth, if you're gonna have to take a huge pay cut to stay in your field then apply for a lower stress job in another field where being smart and working hard can get you promoted, do NOT give away your experience to stay in your job field or the wages and opportunities in your field will continue dropping.
7) If you are willing to relocate to find a job do NOT tell the unemployment department this or that you are applying to jobs outside your current job market, this also makes them nervous. Apply to the 3 required local jobs per week and quietly apply to jobs outside your job market but do not mention these applications to anyone.
8) It's probably going to take you months to find a new job worth having, try not to upset the unemployment department during your job search, it will save you a ton of grief. Also, do NOT joke with anyone at the unemployment department, none of them have a sense of humor and they do not understand anything said in jest.
9) Prepare to do a lot of hoop jumping for potential employers and for the unemployment department. Employment apps for even the most menial jobs are now 5 pages long, being unemployed and searching for work is hard work for little pay. Don't give up and don't let them beat you down. Remain optimistic.
10) It took me 7 months but I found a job without taking a pay cut and you will too, just expect all of your encounters with the unemployment department to be maddening. Stay focused on what you want and need... no matter how many road blocks they create to make it more difficult for you to find it, it's out there somewhere.
1) Prepare yourself mentally to deal with an extraordinarily high level of stupid because there is nothing rational about how the system works or what they expect of you.
2) Prepare to be forced to attend tons of mandatory workshops on how to find a job. They aren't really there to help you but you are their job security so you need to act grateful for their existence while there.
3) Learn a second language, it will help you to be able to communicate with the people answering the phones at the unemployment department, because very few of them speak English.
4) Do NOT openly think outside the box or be aggressive in your job search, it confuses the unemployment department employees and it makes them VERY nervous. Well actually you need to do both to find a job but do not tell anyone you are doing it.
5) If the little old lady next door offers you $50 to do a one time clean up of her yard politely decline the offer or the unemployment department will declare you self employed and cut you off. They may say they want you to take any job offered, but they don't really mean it. They really only want you to take jobs that pay into the unemployment system, they don't care what they pay.
6) The favorite catch phrase of all unemployment employees is "You need to lower your wage expectations".... smile and nod but do not follow this advice. You know what your experience is worth, if you're gonna have to take a huge pay cut to stay in your field then apply for a lower stress job in another field where being smart and working hard can get you promoted, do NOT give away your experience to stay in your job field or the wages and opportunities in your field will continue dropping.
7) If you are willing to relocate to find a job do NOT tell the unemployment department this or that you are applying to jobs outside your current job market, this also makes them nervous. Apply to the 3 required local jobs per week and quietly apply to jobs outside your job market but do not mention these applications to anyone.
8) It's probably going to take you months to find a new job worth having, try not to upset the unemployment department during your job search, it will save you a ton of grief. Also, do NOT joke with anyone at the unemployment department, none of them have a sense of humor and they do not understand anything said in jest.
9) Prepare to do a lot of hoop jumping for potential employers and for the unemployment department. Employment apps for even the most menial jobs are now 5 pages long, being unemployed and searching for work is hard work for little pay. Don't give up and don't let them beat you down. Remain optimistic.
10) It took me 7 months but I found a job without taking a pay cut and you will too, just expect all of your encounters with the unemployment department to be maddening. Stay focused on what you want and need... no matter how many road blocks they create to make it more difficult for you to find it, it's out there somewhere.
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